ooooh fancy! i’m blogging

So i’ve returned to Los Angeles and i’m in complete culture shock after spending the past month in the beautiful and friendly city of Vancouver. My allergies were crazy for my whole stay but i didn’t care cause everything is just so lush and beautiful. Plus i stayed drunk most of the time.

Among the things i did and saw:

The Vancouver art gallery – which from now on will be lovingly referred to as the VAG – you know, they COULD have just called it the Vancouver Gallery of Art.

Skunks fucking – no, for real – 2 skunks gettin down on my back porch – which i did film and i will post as soon as i find the perfect bow chicka wow wow soundtrack to go with it. The video made Jeff happy as he lamented that he always thought skunks were lonely……

So Cial has the best oysters in town

I won a karaoke contest but they wouldn’t let me take the big cardboard cheque home which is the only reason i entered.

I met a girl named Nina who is crazier than a bag of hammers, so of course i adore her.

I wanted to explore boys town, but i went to one club and felt too young – and another and felt too old.

Chin and i made some fantastic progress in the music dept.

all in all a great trip.

and now a summary, in the style of my friend adam 12:

Karaoke songs sung – 2

shots of jager – too many to count

Times i woke up and though “i have to quit drinking” – 3

Crazy cab drivers – 2

Bat shit weirdo’s who stared at me in the bar and made me uncomfortable – 1

Crazy people in a good way – 1

Times oboe tried to eat Chin’s furniture – 6

Ugly dance winners -1 (rina bang)

Skunks fucking – 2

Drunks guys passed out on public garbage cans – 1

Gay men that made me feel hot – 5

Confused straight guys from montreal at the gay club who ask me in a hushed voiced “Um, excuse me, but ees thees, uh, uh, ees thees a gay bar?” – 1

Encounters with Snoop Dogg – 1

Times i peed in public – 2

Donkey punches -0

Thanks Van city! You made me feel like a star!

love Esthero

p.s. Aidan! it says i don’t have permission to upload files – i wanted to attach a pic.

*sigh*

xo

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